The Sacred Gas pipe, or the Reliability of Muscovite History

If someone doesn't know about the greatest Russian feat of recent times, I can tell you. I can't say who came up with it, because the best ideas don't come to one person. The idea was simple: for four days, the Russians walked ten kilometers along the gas pipeline to Sudzha in order to get to the rear of the Ukrainian army and capture Sudzha. Of course, this is a feat.

However, this will not be a story about the pipeline, but about the reliability of the history of Muscovy. To understand this, you need to read the entire text.

Even Trump asked for mercy!

What do the "sources" tell us? The Russian portal "Arguments and Facts": "With a daring raid on the gas pipeline, the Russian armed forces reached the rear of the Banderite garrison and are already fighting in the center of Sudzha, encircling Maritonovka…". I won't tell you everything, but in the end it was a complete and utter triumph for Russia, to the point that US President Donald Trump was forced to beg Putin to spare the Ukrainians caught in the middle of the siege.

The Moscow leadership praised the operation. It is clear that there will be winners, but the legendary success is already so popular that Muscovites are having heated discussions about who came up with the idea, who organized it all, who participated, and they are diligently exposing each other. After all, such a feat has not been seen since the Panfilovites near Moscow.

In memory of all this, a pipe was brought to Yekaterinburg and installed at the temple called the Temple of the Holy Blood. There was a small mistake here, and this is not a fragment of the original pipe, but it will still be there in the future - the pipe will be divided into parts, and a fragment of the original pipe will stand in each temple, which will become a church relic, like many others. After all, the feats of the Russian people should not be forgotten!!!

They died slowly and painfully

And now a short quote about what actually happened there. "They got into Sudzha through a pipe."

"The enemy tried to act according to the Avdiivka operation scenario, using engineering structures to penetrate into the territory controlled by the Armed Forces of Ukraine. However, our paratroopers got ahead of the occupiers. A skillfully organized ambush allowed us to wait for the enemy to come out of the tunnel and gather at the exit. The decisive moment - and the exit from the pipe was blocked, making it impossible to evacuate the enemy group. Then - destruction. About 80% of the enemy personnel were eliminated," says Miroslav Gai, an officer of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, a volunteer and the head of the "Peace and Co" foundation.

Okay, a failure. It happens. It turns out that worse things happen. "Russian soldiers suffocated from methane in a gas pipeline near Sudzha."

"According to some sources, the Russians walked through the pipe for two days and stayed in it for four more days without sufficient oxygen. As a result, many of the Russian soldiers died of suffocation, while others were destroyed by the Ukrainian Armed Forces at the exit."

I suppose you already know this, but I repeat, this is a story about Russian history. You have an overview of a real moment that just happened. It is the beginning of March 2025, only two weeks have passed. And you all see how the legend of Russian heroism is being created, about special achievements and undeniable feats.

And now at least one of you will come to me and say that the history of Muscovy can be believed. Well, at least a little?

In conclusion, they say that the lungs of the other warriors of gas pipe look something like this. In short, if you meet a legendary Russian hero, who recaptured Russian territory through a gas pipe, after the war, you know where he was, what he did and what it means to be a Russian hero.